Some Free Thursday Promotion

Since I seem to be so mean to so many artists, I thought it would be nice to give some free promotion to some artists I think really deserve attention, some unsigned, some are signed and like the popculture smut that I am I stalked and researched those mofos for a long time before I decided to promote them especially as I want to be able to say that I was a part of their fame when they get signed. So here they are:

Bashy - Amazing UK rap artist with intelligent lyrics and an obssesion with lollipops:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k8naOsMHNM

Pixie Lott- Take a Sexy up and coming PopTart and give her a hot song to get the boys wet in all the wrong places:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWsnxhjKynI

Lucie- Up and coming CoverGirl Fierce DancePop with a cool British Accent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbgd_26j6OE

Chester French- Really Interesting Artistic Pop Duo with a retro sound:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE5Xr50mVRE

The Noisettes- Pure Pop Genius.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--xnPk1wExQ

Jonte- Sasha Fierce's father
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot5YiAt5p0M&feature=channel_page

Samwell- Sasha Fierce's Mother
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

Eletrick Red- The Hottest Urban girl group in a long time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF2c8krqJpQ&feature=channel_page


Now for some Thursday shade.
Last night, I had sex, for the first time since (ever). And I was giving that hoe the good stuff, letting that hoe have it and then all of a sudden the bitch cries out "Aww baby." Then i got mad for two reasons:

1. BITCH WHY IS YOU HOLLERING.
2. Did this bitch just refference ASHANTI in our fuck session, does this bitch want me to get Ike Turner on her behind, does she?! do you?!

After that horrifying experience, Ive been put off sex so much so that I've decided to only have sex again until the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians start (Rob holla at me via Twitter to let a desperate nigger know when that will be because theres only so much work my left hand can do). Ladies- before you start letting a man hitting it-tapping it- getting that pussy, do your background research, dont scream out "AY PAPI" if you know he hates Latinos or talk dirty when you know he's a Mormon. That ignorant shit isn't cool, it isn't nice. It will lead to this happening: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m74S3JS7RK8