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PopSlut:

Let's talk about homos.
This is going to be a long one- so if reading long paragraphs is asking too much of your illiterate clit, just fuck off, go on.... ok so let's talk about homos.
For those of you in the Uk, you would have seen the launch of Big Brother 10 and seen another batch of fame hungry quasi F-list celebrities enter the house to try and win fame and fortu- trying to win fame.
Now why is it that everytime a BLACK GUY is a part of something, he has to make a fool of himself, when asked if he was gay, the black guy whose name is Cairon jumped up and said "oh no- i feel weird wiping my own ass."

(sigh) (gasp) (scratch pussy and sigh some more.)
Did you think you were scoring points with the homeboys by being homophobic, did you think that comment was witty? did you?! do you?!
This comment then led me to this blog, BLACK MEN ARE OBSESSED WITH HOMOSEXUALITY. This is something that I've always known since I was a child as my Uncle Albert became Aunt Alberta when I was four and so whenever we were out shopping or robbing the unsuspecting Somalian kids coming out of the Asylum Seeking Centre- people would shout out at himYO FAGGOT! WE KNOW YOU LIKE SUCKIN COCK!
Now here's how I see it- i understand why those men said those things to my uncle because as straight men they have every right to be concerned about what another man does with his penis with another man, it is their RIGHT to know whether a gay man spits or swallows or likes tapping or likes getting tapped, right?
Men who feel the need to shout out homophobic remarks are men who are insecure within themselves, why you might ask? Because if your life meant something and your ass was succesful you wouldnt have the time to think about what somebody else is doing with THEIR ass.
A confused straight makes comments like "When i found out he was gay, I didnt let him cut my hair" a la Bow Wow because a straight man who knows what he likes and knows what he doesnt like knows that even if that Barber did try and slip dick, he would know how to handle himself.

Someone who is unsure of their sexuality would avoid this as they do not know how they would react like Bow Wow, the reason he didnt let that guy cut his hair was because if the guy touched Bow Wow's OrgasmZone (which is on his head) Bow Wow would jump and start doing the Spectacular Grind on the guy.

A straight and secure man will tell you "No i'm not gay."
A "straight" and insecure boy will tell you "Gay?Nigger, I wont even use Hotmail!!!".
The reason some men do this is because they at one point have thought about gay sex and so in order to get the images of Diddy stroking Donnie's face out of their minds, they openly declare their supposed hatred of gays to convince themselves and others around them that there is no way they can be gay, which is why when a man like this is asked if he IS gay, he responds with an answer like "i feel weird wiping my own ass" because he is worried that something about him may have given off the impression that he might be gay even though hes spent years trying to convince people that he is not which is why the term is HOMO-PHOBIA- the FEAR of homosexuals and homosexuality.
I am by no means asking anyone to accept homosexuality but I dont understand why people feel the need to insult and hurl insults at people who have done nothing to you just because you're afraid that you are too afraid and insecure to deal with your confused shit.

There ends my rant.