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First off, let me congratulate Estelle, homegirl just announced on twitter that she won The Editors Choice Award awarded to her by Uk Glamour Magazine. Being a Uk native, i remember Estelle when she first came out and to see her go from uk urban queen to international pop princess is such a beautiful thing for me to see.

Now for the shade, also on Twitter, Omarion's bustitbay Bow Wow announced that he is looking to sign to a new label because he seems to think signing to a new label will help his irrelevant career. AU CONTRAIRE MOFO. NO IT WILL NOT. Your fans wont suddenly say "Ohmygosh, Bow Wow signed to a new label, lets all rush out and buy his records," Bow Wow should know this because his best friend Mr.GapToothedMidgetExtradoinare (aka Jermaine Dupri)'s girlfriend Janet Jackson still flopped terribly after being dropped from Virgin only to be signed to Island where she flopped and was then dropped. When will these irrelevants learn, the problem isnt the label, the problem is that to the general public YOU ARE SHIT AT THE BOTTOM OF BEYONCE'S SHEEP SKIN JIMMY CHOOS.
I hate to blame the failures of irrelevants on Beyonce' that woman has fucked up the game so much that unless her fans care about you life can be a very dark and uncertain playground, just ask Keri Hilson and Ciara and Christina Milian and Amerie- do i need to continue.

As i just upped the ante on the haterscale just then, im gonna give you some loving, let you have some of my friendly dick and ride it until you reach a climax of pure pop culture bliss.
I love black girls! especially black girls that do pop, so much so that ive been researching unsigned black girls doing pop. Last night on myspace I found a girl who has become the fire of my fire, the marrow in my bones, the colour in my albino skin, her name is Lucie and homegirl is certified Cover Girl fiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaace: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbgd_26j6OE

She has a song called 2 Minutes Past Hot which i am sure will have anybody aged between 15-18andahalf gyrating,abominating and discombombalating all over the dance floor.
If you dont like upbeat contemporary urban dance pop then you will hate this song, if you like contemporary urban dance pop then you will find yourself playing this motherfuckin track over and over and over again.
Another black girl i heart has to be Ebony Bonez, that girl is so feverish, i had to pop a thermometre in my mouth when I found her youtube page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy5fiIbbnPU. She has a eccentric style and looks like she could take a bitch down with one side eye look (which might i add have mastered down to the T ever since watching re-runs of Tyra giving them to Janice everytime Janice talked smack about a model).

I also love the Noisettes, mmm they are finger lickin good- they're hot, original and man can they dress:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--xnPk1wExQ&feature=PlayList&p=76A7EDAF4CC968AA&index=0&playnext=1.


Now for some MORE shade. That fucker Chris Brown better stop leakin photos of our girl Rihanna before homegirl does something she'll live to regret, dont forget she is originally carribean and those bitches DO NOT fuck about, I got into beef with two carribean chicks last week and those hoes whipped out vinegar and a razor on my suprised ass.
The photos that Chris is leaking IS THE REASON Rihanna didnt criticise Chris when he beat her up because she knew that if she did, he would use them to discredit her image, but since that stunt failed who knows what Senor LimpDick will do next to try and defame Robyn.F. Ladies take note- even if you trust your man DO NOT LET HIM TAKE INCRIMINATING PHOTOS OF YOU, please believe Bossip will get a hold of them the second you call it quits with him.

So as most of you will know, Spectacular had that SUSPECT video of calling out a group of washed out contemp'n'b male artists and grinding in some little red tighties. After being called:
Faggot
Queer
Homo
(And any other homophobe name your Uncle Bob screams whenever he sees Ms.Jay work it on ANTM) Spectacular has decided to record a new video to prove that he is as straight as Beyonce's hair:http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/music/idol/blog/beyonce-picture-6.jpg.

Why did he feel like he needed to prove himself, IF he likes penis that is between him and his anus (depending on whether hes a top or bottom), its NOBODYS business, if he wants to shake his behind on Youtube thats his business, if you dont like press the X button betch.
The videos on youtube, Im too busy getting drunk to find it and post it for your lazy asses.
Oh and before i go, id like you all to go out and PLEASE buy Ciaras new record:
It's flopping harder than an 86 year old virgin who left his little blue pills at home.
Unless you want Ciara to share a similar fate to Christina Milian(fuckin chubby songwriters for songs that wont even chart on the Bubbling Under Chart) please buy her Fantasy Ride, just do it for me, ok?