June 1st news

Ive seen some pretty shocking things in my life, Michael Jackson turn white,Pink go faux rock, Heidi Klum go black, and i thought that the only ass Eminem licked was Dr. Dres but hey times are a-changing and at the MTV Movie Awards, Bruno (who sort of looks like Borat) was lowered from the ceiling and basically had his ass all over Eminem's pretty face.
At this point various things occured around the world:
1. Elton John got an erection.
2. Eminem got an erection.
3. Ciara remained an embarrasment to her entire family.

Ive always had the suspicion that Eminem is the kind of guy that has mancrushes, sort of like Michael Jackson has boycrushes but only with Eminem its legal, so im sure when Eminem's publicist told Eminem about what Bruno was planning to do, Eminem said something to the tune of, "I ain't gay! but its cool, i'll let some fictional European dude rub his balls on my face, im down with that." So it happened and for the next few weeks, people will debate whether it was planned or not, whether Eminem knew he was going to be tea-bagged, well- did Janet plan to expose her sagging tata? the answer to that question is also the answer to the question i asked before the question i just asked, any questions?

Drag me VIVIDLY;
In other news, Kim Kardashian said on Twitter that she thinks the film Drag Me To Hell is shit, personally i do not blame Kim for thinking any movie that does not contain black penises and does not result in her making millions from it, is shit.

SouljaBlog:
Souljaboy (lool) also has his own blogspot http://www.thedeandreway.blogspot.com/
i think its great, it'll give him something else to work on to take his mind off the fact that he will be an unsigned artist by the end of next year, (man im extra bitchy today, must be this heavy period.) I have nothing against one hit wonders, i really dont, however i have something against one hit wonders who dont realise they were only wonderful because of that one hit and NEED to go back to wherever they came from to wallow in isolation and rejection from the mainstream.



Pink Wants to Wear Kanye's Skin:
Black DOES go with anything and Faux Rock star Pink says she wants to wear Kanye's skin, here's what the wannabe rocker had to say :

“Kanye West is the person p***ing me off right now. “I was at STELLA McCARTNEY’s Paris fashion show with the vice president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PAUL McCARTNEY and Kanye West. “The entire time Kanye is going, ‘They need more fur in this show’. He just wouldn’t shut up about how he loved fur. I mean, he’s saying this to me, the PETA guy and Paul McCartney! “I was just so grossed out by him. I’m like, ‘You’re an idiot!’ “There are so many people who I think are a waste of skin and he’s up there. I should wear him. “Go on, donate yourself Kanye. People can wear your fur"

Ouch, this isn't the first time Pink's lashed out at someone for liking fur, anyone remember her "I wish a chinchilla would bite Beyonce' in the ass" comment, so Pink here is my advice to you:

1. If you think calling out artists with more artistic credibility than you makes you seem edgier, rethink it bitch, it does not, ESPECIALLY when you use Max Martin (Britneys old writer) to write your records, so fuckin edgy right?

2. If you don't like fur, just dont buy it, if Kanye wants to skin a zebra alive and use the skin as a loin cloth thats up to him and his penis.

3. Isn't it time you changed the colour of your hair, Im aware your name is Pink but does it have to be so fuckin literal.

I think thats all for today.
See you betches.