SuperSexyContemporary R'n'b FemBots

The year is 2013. Beyonce' has just given birth to Cajunsha and is planning to take five years off to train baby Cajunsha how to do all the shit Beyonce's mother taught her to do, sew, stitch, embarrass people less talented as yourself.
The world is in despair, now Beyonce' is taking a long deserved break, we are stuck with 10 non live singing- non dancing posing female artists all hoping to be the next Rihanna but since Rihanna spent too many years perfecting the art of posing awkwardly in front of high fashion backdrops whilst singing the lyrics to songs that Britney was too busy finding out what day of the month it is to record, she refuses to take a break. So there we have it- dumb bitches ruling the charts, dumb bitches who think re-invention means popping some shoulder pads in a blazer or putting a few guitar riffs in their banal tracks to give it an "edge."

So what do we do? What do people like us who experienced Beyonce' do when she is too busy breast feeding spiced milk to Jay Z's babies.
It's time to introduce the supersexycontemporaryr'n'b fembots.

The SSCRNBFC's are an army of FemBots created by myself and the Pop Gigolo to take care of people who actually enjoy real entertainment in case Beyonce' decides she needs a break. These fembots have been programmed to sing on beat, dance on beat, write, act, product, model and even say phrases like "There's a reason it's my ass all over the billboards and not yours Ciara".
The FemBots are mostly hybridized for example:


FemBot 1:
Hybridized version of Janet Jackson and Jennifer Hudson equipped with Jennifer Hudson's voice and Janet Jackson's dance technique and physique circa Rhythm Nation 1814. Also comes with dieting booklet as you know these two ladies both enjoy the odd dozen CreamPuff and also comes equipped with expandable waistlines and stretchmark remover. Also comes equipped with nipple ring and overbuilt and over tanned fame hungry reality show whore boyfriend with stage name which ironically fits his behaviour perfectly.

FemBot 2:
Rihanna. Hybridized version of Fefe Dobson's style and Madonna's commercial appeal. This FemBot already exists,please see www.CarribeanCuntConnection.com for more information on how to purchase.

FemBot 3:
Hybridized version of Lady Gaga and Sasha Fierce. As this FemBot is too fierce, too avant garde and too hyper fantastic for just anybody to use, only one version of this fembot was created and will go to the highest bidder. Fem Bot comes with interchangeable lace front wigs in 10 different colours and 14 Thierry Mugler get-ups. This fembot is programmed to scratch, pose and do the Patti LaBelle howl at the snap of a gloved finger.

FemBot 4:
Hybridized version of Ciara and Keri Hilson. Discontinued.