Friday 31 July 2009

Gold, Frankincense and Mariah

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Mimi:
You didn't have a lot to say in 2002 but now you've got to shit to say now you've got a ring on your finger, so I think you deserve this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mp1Q6nYoI80&feature=player_embedded

I knew this would happen, I actually said it in an earlier post, but Mariah- I'm glad it did, because you had it coming. "Icons" don't respond to disses made by immature and irrelevant artists like Eminem, "Icons" dont make entire videos for diss tracks aimed at immature and irrelevant artists who made claims about them almost a decade ago.

You ever hear Beyonce' respond to anybody?
Let's think back to earlier on this year when Keri Hilson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4WXuqpiM4U) dissed Beyonce' (calm down PopSlut, calm down girl- it was a long time ago). I am very sure that as soon as Solange found out that some ghost writer was hating on Beyonce, she called Sasha up and asked her to pack her razors, her lemon juice and a shovel because "we about to bury a bitch under Hadley Street Ta-Nite!".
But Beyonce' being the ICON that she is thought to herself, "Although I could ruin this bitches career by putting out a new record on the same day she releases a new record, forcing her into obscurity and back to writing songs for artists who by the way I also shit on, there's no way I'm going to give this bitch any publicity for free by responding because that would give her more publicity in one week than if she spent ten years shaving her head and sticking cucumbers up her pussy on 106 and Park- oh no ma'am- I'll just go back to making Shawn some Hamburger Helper, oh who the fuck is pulling up in the driveway- that better not be Neyo asking for those cheques again."

That's what Icons do.
Icons dont diss other artists or even other Icons because that's what the Icons fans are for.
Mariah Carey responding to a diss track.
Mariah Carey- the woman who has spent nearly 20 years on the top of the charts dissing somebody.
What- is your first name Etta and your last name James?
What you need to do is go back into vocal training so your voice doesn't sound like your constantly telling secrets.
You need to be concerned about the fact that you can barely raise a smile without your eyebrow turning into your hairline.
If you were REALLY concerned about Eminem's "Obsession", you would have asked someone to speak with him privately to sort it out, but since your husband's pussy is bigger than yours, that never happened.

Because you responded he's exposing shit that he would have never exposed in the first place. And it's no suprise to me that Perez is defending you- he's just scared those pictures of him getting fisted by Bow Wow are going to leak anyday soon.
In fact- I can't even call Eminem immature for saying what's true- and I'll tell you why:

Eminem would have to be very creative to fabricate those stories about Mariah and judging from his last album, creativity isn't his thing.




Now For Joe Jackson:
You know your son? The dead one? He didn't fuck anybody over the age of 13.
So the kid is not his son.
Neither is Prince.
Or Paris.
Duvet or Quilt.
Not none of them.
How can you say that the three white kids are his kids and then turn to a black man and say that's his son too, wouldn't whatever made the three white kids white make the black man white too?
You need to stop wearing those shirts that make your stomach look like it's trying to fight somebody.
You look like an Owl.
Jermaine's face looks like burnt wax.

Ciao.

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