Every once in a while, something out of this world and supernatural occurs, in the last cenutry three examples are the invention of viagra, the vibrator and this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLeVlBca5lg.
But yesterday after having a heated debate over some Oreos with my Uncle La Q'uarias I discocvered another new and supernatural occurence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrlfRYXMthg&feature=fvsr .

(breathe)
(stretch)
(shake)
(let it motherfucking go)
Are people that stupid that it takes all these years to realise this shit. A black man and a white lady don't make no Brady Bunch looking kids, especially when that black man is Michael Jackson. I for one- have trouble believing that Michael was even capable of having an erection without blushing (or peeling) with embarrasement.

Everybody knows that Michael only got married for getting married's sake, If you ask me he was a-sexual, neither straight or gay but rather enjoyed the company of unsuspecting latino kids with a terminal diseases (how you doing Gavin?). Michael Jackson wanted to be caucasian and so having three white kids helped fulfill his twisted ambition to be perceived as a white man, VERTILIGO MY ASS. That dude was bleached more times than GaGa's weave and he expected people to believe just because his skin was the colour of pale semen that he was a white man. What bullshit. What stupidity. What motherfucking trash.

BET and their ignorant asses should have ignored Michael's death because this was a man who like Elvis used African American Culture to gain mainstream fame and then turned its back on it the second he was done with it. The man wore a lacefront wig (which there is nothing wrong with because I myself am partial to the occasion lace de la front myself) but he wore the wig to appear more Caucasian, now that was his business, thats got nothing to do with me and my ranting ass but I find it shocking that there are people out there who are convinced that those kids were conceived by Michael, when let's be real- can YOU really see Michael having sex with anybody who doesn't spend hours deciding which Power Ranger they'd rather be.

And when it comes to Jordy Chandler, there is no way he would "admit" to lying because if he "admitted" that he and his parents lied then dude would either have to be very stupid or would want to die. Jordy never admitted to lying about anything- some die hard fans thought it would be a good idea to start up that rumour to try and make Michael look better. Failed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VlNC_EXjxA
2 Minutes 30 is priceless.