Earth, Wind and Fever

Your face looks like it was put together by Frankenstein's creative director.
The last time you had sex was when both your hands were functioning properly.
You spent your prom night sitting alone at a table dressed in your mothers multicolored wedding dress watching all the hot guys and girls bump and grind to this song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

You're late.
You're tired.
You're never on time
Don't talk to me like that- have you lost your mind.

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Mean? Me? Oh no honey? I'm just doing my job- sweetie.
And you? You spend your entire day watching The Kardashians hoping to prove your "Kim's Azz is fake" theory so you can hop onto Twitter to share your findings with other ugly ass Sandra Rose tribute acts.

I already discussed this briefly, but you bitches are stubborn, you still want to talk smack about she who shall not be talked smack about.

If Kim's ass is fake- that is HER business- why do black girls think that only they are entitled to extremely large derriere's and get mad when someone who isn't black has a bigger bootay than them.
Even if her ass is fake- she still looks better than you- your face is so flat that Cassie's voice is jealous of it. Your ass is covered in so much cellulite you might as well stick a COTTAGE CHEESE HERE sign on it.
Your pussy lips look like they've had botox.
Your teeth look like a scattered fork.
When you open your legs- people assume the fish market is open.
That's what I think of you. That's what your mother thinks of you. And if Oprah met you- that's what she would tell you.


And to that FoxxFiles guy on Twitter:

1. Nothing stopped anybody (not even your tangy ass) from buying Kelly's records.
2. If you knew about the records and didn't buy them, then the same reasons you came up with not to buy them were the same reasons that everybody else came up with not to buy them.

3. Because you dissed Beyonce' on Tuesday which is only two days from Sunday, I couldn't get spicy on your ass because it was only two days from Church but today is Wednesday and I am willing to put aside my Christianity for one hour to throw a shade bomb straight out of Hell on your overweight ass, your face is so wide it's giving the frame around your photo stretch marks.
Mmmkay.


That's enough spice for one day. Until then I'd like to introduce you to a good friend of mine and and old accquaintance of Chingy's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0K84NFBJ5M

(DISCLAIMER: Anybody allergic to Spice and Fever should turn away now)