Friday 24 July 2009

He who lives in an irrelevant house should not throw stones

A bitch decides to shave off her hair.
You complain when a bitch has too much hair:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj-K6ysoZOI
You complain when a bitch has too little hair:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOhBlCuKSBQ

That's cool.
But I tell you what else would be cool- if people who actually mattered to anything commented on bitches cutting off their hair instead of irrelevant "rappers" who spend their entire day on Twitter and their entire night sending photos of themselves to MediaTakeOut in the hope it will increase their relevance:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1YaxX5noFg

So here's where I get a whole load of shit and put it in front of a motherfucking wind turbine.

Bow Wow:
When you release a record that doesn't go Triple Cardboard that's when you can comment on somebody cutting their hair on Twitter. When you're biggest achievement stops being posting videos of yourself talking about sluts with your fellow male irrelevants- that's when you can talk about somebody cutting their hair on Twitter. And when you realise that your only fans consist of that overweight mother of yours, your absent father who is jacking off to your album art work, Omar"TangGamePrecise"Rion and Soulja Boy- that's when you comment on Solange cutting her hair off.

You want to know why:
http://www.therundown.tv/headlines/music-headlines/bow-wow-flops-hard-with-new-jack-city-ii-album/
http://sandrarose.com/2009/04/07/bow-wow-a-flop-of-epic-proportions/
http://www.hiptics.com/2009/04/09/bow-wows-rap-career-is-over-3-reasons-why-new-jack-city-ii-flopped/
http://globalgrind.com/content/571778/We-Run-sht-Bow-Wow-Flops-Like-a-Fish-Out-Of-Water/
http://portal.musicmakerecording.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=377:bow-wows-latest-album-major-flop-&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=50
http://vodpod.com/watch/957769-bow-wow-responds-to-game-clowining-big-time


Soulja Boy:
I'm not suprised that it was MediaTakeOut who posted your Tweets about Solange today- after all it is YOU who sent them in directly to them- same way all those photos of you with your mother's strap on attatched to your size 20 waist got sent to them. What you need to do is focus on how you can start making music that doesn't depend on the ignorance and stupidity of a minority group within the black sub culture to chart. What you need to do is be concerned about the fact that the most succesful chart position you've had in the past year was on 106 And HoodRat. The Tattoos don't make you look like a man.
Your face looks like a swollen placenta.
Your body looks like a twiglet on steroids.
And your music is- I won't go there.
In case you don't get what I'm saying here, please click on any of the below links and feel free to join hands with Bow Wow and stick your heads into a gas filled oven:

http://showhype.com/story/soulja_boy_s_platinum_in_a_week_campaign_flopped_in/
http://blogs.sohh.com/atlanta/2008/12/soulja_boys_15.html
http://allhypenohope.blogspot.com/2008/12/only-955000-more-to-go-soulja-boyflop.html
http://www.industryfinest.com/news/headlines/soulja-boys-new-album-expected-to-flop.html
http://www.rapbasement.com/soulja-boy/021809-soulja-boy-says-he-will-make-money-from-ringtones-instead-of-album-sales-as-his-album-flops.html



And as for you LaTavia:
You're still walking in the Boulevard Of Broken Dreams:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmcMepDC5x8
Your career is as lifeless as Joe Jackson's lower face and the last time you were on stage it was Open Mic Night at Club SAD (SUCK A DICK)



You tried to start your own group but that failed.
You tried to release a record but that failed.
You tried to lose weight but:http://concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/latavia6.jpg
And then you tried to hate on little Solange- the Solange you used to help Beyonce' babysit whilst Tina was out playing bingo with The Our Lady Of Creole Soul 45 Piece Choir of Houston, Texas- you dead azz wrong LaTavia, but it's cool but this is how you're going to end up:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Ballard

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