Thursday 27 August 2009

Your vision cloudy if you think you best- can't sing-used to dance and then exposed your sagging breast

Damita.
Oh Damita.
Where foreart thou dignity Damita?
Since all those flop singles, the flop movies, the getting dropped by labels and all the "boycotts" of Miss Damita haven't taught her anything, I have taken it upon my hating ass self to explain to Damita what has happened to her career using this story that my Gran'ma Bertha Jean told me on my 4th birthday.

Analogy 1:
There's a porn star called Puss In Boots, she's a bad bitch, she can do everything but is shit at giving orals but that's ok because she's so good at everything else. Puss In Boots is fantastic, she does porn for the art and that translates into her performances but as time goes by Puss In Boots forgot about the art and it became all about the sex which then made her no different from all the other dirty sluts that in the past could never compete with her. Her contemporary Felicia Follatio is also a bad bitch, but she isn't quite good at anything but because of good direction she becomes more respected, after some time a bitch comes along who is good at everything- orals, backshots, deepthroating, DP- you name it she kills it, this bitches head game was so tight she could even make a late nigger cum on time. People began to see that Puss In Boots's pussy was beginning to sag even worse than her tits were and since the shit she was releasing had lost any integrity and quality she had in the past, she saw no problem in exposing her sagging breast to an audience of millions, the worst part about this was is that this overshadowed the fact that it was one of her best performances AND that the hand that pulled the material that exposed the teta was a white hand.
So this white hand will forever the symbol of what began the trainwreck which is now Janet Jackson's career.
It wasn't no malfunction- the breastpiece was designed to be pulled off- which is it why it was removable, nobody's stupid Janet- well except your dumb ass family who still can't see that your brother was a junkie. Fool.


Lack of fan support is the reason for Janet's demise.
Even IF MTV blacklisted Janet and radio refused to play she shit, her fans KNEW VERY WELL she had records out and DID NOT bother to buy them and then get mad at the fans of other far more talented women for actually buying the shit that artists puts out.

Now you may think I'm just hating on Janet because her family didn't ask Beyonce' to perform sections of her I AM Tour at the Michael Jackson Memorial Shit, but i genuinely at one point used to stan for Janet, one time I tried to do that chair thing she does in that video and ended up knocking Uncle Rosalinda out cold.


Now I want to talk about B.Scott:
Being a straight gal myself with a lot of down low and straight friends- I find it amazing when my straight friends admit that they would hit B.Scott if he offered them the chance, but then again B.Scott is hot and I found myself having a weird crush on him, notg because he's sexy and fierce and reminds me of Uncle Esmerelda (who is currently undergoing her final operation to have her cock removed, so put her in your prayers) but because B.Scott is the ONLY intelligent Youtuber I've seen.

B.Scott has a clear and educated way of expressing his opinion, whether calm or mad, right or wrong because he actually went to college. Although I adore Qaadir- when he made that comment about "men are physically stronger than women" when discussing the Chris Brown went all Mighty Morphin Power Ranger of Robyn F it proved to me that Qaadir is not particularly intelligent but extremely funny and a warm and seemingly nice person.
Skorpion still thinks the reccesion are to blame for the RockWit U's tours flop and Brian is too hot and sexy to actually listen to what he's saying.

B.Scott's words of encouragement are really what WE all need to start our day with because he opens up about the things that affect us all, prejudice, racism, sexism, homophobia and for those reasons I really want all of you to please check him out on Youtube right after you check out Jay Z's new bitch.


I am pleased to tell you that I have discovered the name of Jay Z's new signing, her name is (drum roll please):






Rita Ora.
Youtube her to check out her past work, she looks to me like an undiscovered hybridized version of Milian, Sasha, Tyra. In other words the bitch is hot.

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