Sunday 9 August 2009

When was the last time you saw your own feet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2SOiztOcy4


Word?
Since we're on the issue of God, here is my take on the situation:
























YOUR CHUNKY ASS IS SO FAT NOT EVEN GOD COULD LIFT YOUR SPIRITS.

Man- I wish stores would stop making clothes in XL so that fat motherfuckers like this would be forced to get their asses into a gym instead of talking about shit that nobody wants to hear. You look like a Baboon with a tan.
Your fat has surrounded your brain so much that you can't help but to say stupid shit like
"This is not meant to offend the Beyonce' fans but the Beyonce' fanatics".

What the fuck is the word Fan short for?


Beyonce'?
Beyonce'?

You want to talk shit about Beyonce' you fucking Rasputian.
You want to talk shit about Beyonce' with your scary ass.
You want to talk shit about Beyonce' when your entire body is taking up the entire screen so much so that I can barely fit you into my vision.
Nappy headed Burger King stanning- Krispy Kreme licking- heart condition awaiting fatso.
NOBODY talks shit about Beyonce'.
You make Sean Kingston look like a catwalk model.
The day you decided to remove that camera from underneath your tits and film that video was the day you will forever be hunted by The Pop Whore and Associates, we will find you on Twitter and leave witty and hurtful comments about your ashy skin, we will alert Brian_Bee and Gavin and they will deal with your 65.7 waist.

I'm suprised you hate Beyonce'- after all her initials are KFC.

As you can see adding comments have been disabled for that video because we KFC Representatives did our jobs, and we will continue to hunt you down and remind you of what you look like until you apologise because we don't fuck about. Beyonce' knows we don't fuck about- Solange knows we don't fuck about. Keri Hilson knows we don't fuck about.

We don't care who or what you are- if you get at our Queen your ass is over.
Why are Beyonce' haters either ugly on in the inside or on the outside- Etta James counts for both. Why doesn't Beyonce' have any well rounded haters who can put a clear argument together, instead we have shits like you to deal with.


You better hope that I'm not in contact with anybody who works in your local Wendy's because If I am, I will have that bitch lace your Full Fat Double Cream Chocolate Covered Strawberry Apple Pie La Mode with laxative, so your mouth won't be the only thing that'll be running.

You are officially on our list, right after Sandra Rose and if we can destroy the "careers" of people who actually have lives then breaking you down won't be difficult at all.

Why do you think Pride Magazine tried to clear up that Nia Long mess- because I THE POP WHORE SENT IN A LETTER.
Why do you think Amerie, Ashanti or anybody else who makes random and regular appearances on 106 and Park are flops- because whenever they have an album out we The KFC Representatives remind their fans of how useless and irrelevant they are- their fans spend all their time trying to counteract forgetting to buy their albums, whilst at the same time we're pre-ordering copies of a Beyonce' album that she hasn't even recorded yet.

You wanted to talk shit about our Queen.
Now you shall feel our wrath.
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