Fuck The Cash, Fuck The Money, Y'all won't be earning shit

So Bow Wow, Omarion and a few others have signed to Cash Money.
If you're one of the others, count yourself lucky that I do not know you by name or face, dick or pussy.
If I do know your name, then I'm going to do this without cursing.
Here I go:

If people knew you had an album out, which they always do (thanks to the likes of Miss Info, Concrete Loop, Media Take Out and the like) and these people do not buy the album, the only person you can blame is yourself, because that means there is something unappealing about you as a commercial artist, that doesn't mean you don't make great music, it just means that you shouldn't be signed.
If signing to a new label was the answer to every flop's problems, then Janet would still be an Icon and Kelly Rowland wouldn't be stuck in Europe. People will not suddenly rush out and buy your record simply because the label at the back of the CD case has changed, because to them you are still the same irrelevant idiot they dismissed last year.
So Bow Wow- your last record had opening first week sales of 20,000 units. Mya's laughing at you. Rick Ross is laughing at you. Kat Deluna just pissed herself.
Signing to a new label won't change the fact that rapping is not for you in the same way Oreos are not for Whitney (anybody alive when The Soul Train awards meant something will know what I meant by that).

Bow Wow- you're a beautiful boy- audition for a part in show like Dirty Sexy Money, you were great in Ugly Betty and in Entourage- you've got that Negro Preppy look about you- and when it works it really works, so do that, because your new record is just like a fat bitch running the marathon, no matter how hard it tries its destined for failure.

In my opinion- there seems to be a clear link between music's most delusional artists.

Ciara- LA Face- La Reid- Mariah- Quasi Modo/Janet- Bow Wow- Omarion's booty- Chris Stokes tongue.

(note: I love LA Reid- please don't fire me.)

Bow Wow has always tried to be taken seriously as a rapper and so in his mind signing to the label ran by a rapper who is taken seriously will help his own career, but if association was the key to success, La Toya, Rebbie, Jermaine, JeMajesty, Jumanji and even Little Tito would all be Pop Icons too since they are related to the world's biggest Pop Icon.
Bow Wow should have stopped rapping the day he woke up to find hair in his ass- because that was when he lost his niche- at this point I'd rather be Lil Romeo who doesn't try at all than Bow Wow who keeps trying but continues to prove that Sandra Rose is not always wrong.

Omarion.



I'm going to give you some advice that I gave Robyn F back when she was deep throating sugar cane on that Island. Suck cock.

Right Now you've been sucking Bow Wow's cock and where did that get you.
Once you start sucking some Power Cock- that's when you'll start getting oppurtunities.
Once you start sucking Diddy's and Jig- (don't even think about) once you start sucking some Power Cock you'll get a decent deal and then you can work on some great Contemp'R'n'B tracks along the lines of Ice Box where the less talented and bratty sisters of Pop Icons will run and pose in dark settings in the videos which will be funded by the A&R whose balls you choked on because they don't want that shit getting out. Once you release those singles, they should chart well and so even when your record flops (which it will) nobody will really get at you all that much.

Now when it comes to Drake and that crotch photo:
When he gets your head and puts it next to his biracial disco stick is when him doing that has got anything to do with YOU. Until then- phrases like "he mus' be a faggot" only make you look ignorant because the guy and Drake were obviously just fooling around.
This is why so many black women are shocked to find their husbands come home from work smelling like Petroleum Jelly and Shit. YOUR HUSBAND HAS BEEN FUCKING SOMEONE WITH A NAME LIKE TAY TAY OR JELONTE'!
Unncecesary homophobia forces down low men to enter straight relationships but since they cannot resist the urge to get some of that tangy tongue- they end up cheating on their women with guys who can J-Sett quicker than Jonte' on crystal meth.

What Media Take Out needs to be doing is stop saying shit like "why is so and sos picture on a gay website" not realising that all that does is reveal that one of their editors had to be on that gay website for them to see the picture in the first place.
They need to apologise for claiming that Beyonce's tour flopped only for it to be named as the Number 1 Best Selling Tour In The Country. They need to stop trying to suggest that everybody is gay because here is a conversation I had with a friend of mine who is a friend of someone they once suggested was into tha booty.

Person X: Did you see what MTO said about Person Y.
Pop Whore: No I was too busy laughing at Christina Milian getting dropped- why what did they say?
Person X: They said Person Y was gay, he really wants to know why they said that, he really wants to get to the bottom of it.
Pop Whore: I'm sure he does.