Hello Chil'ren
Welcome to the first service of Our Lady of Creole Supremacy. We are currently taking over for the PopWhore because she was recently kidnapped by Sandra Rose and Tina Davis because of those smart ass comments she made about them- we do not expect to hear or see The PopWhore anytime soon (unless you're on Twitter- but then ignore her because it's actually Sandra Rose to speaking to you and unless you want her to send a virus to your computer of the likes of which you have never seen by simply Tweeting you ignore the PopWhore, Ignore the PopWhore)
Our Lady of Creole Supremacy is an E-Church and we aim to spread the good word of Sister Fierce to the masses through the internet, we believe in good family values (bye bye Alicia) and commercialisation (Hello Mathew). Below is an extract from The Creole Verse.
Dereon Chapter 6 Verse 2:
And Celestine sayeth unto Solange "If thou refuses to wear the glitter bikini i hast made for you- thou shall be forced to enter the WigCrypt and taketh out the knots from Sister Fierce's I lacefront."
Solange replieth, "Suck on a lemon bitch- you favoureth The Wigged One more than thou favoureth me, I shall leaveth this shit(-eth) and find my own wayeth in the world OUTSIDE of Houston."
So Solange lifteth her bag and left The Creole Supremacy Mansion and foundeth herself at a burning bush, she sayeth "What the fuck".
And then she heard a voice, Solange asketh "Who is Thou"
The voice respondeth:
I AM THE GOD OF THY FATHER
I AM THE GOD OF THY MOTHER
I AM SASHA FIERCE.
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ReplyDeletelmao e-church i think imma make this my new church home
ReplyDeleteMy soul just chucked up the deuce.
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