The Devil Made Me Do it- Celebrities and the Illuminati

For as long as I can remember, music has been the devil.





In the choir, when I decided to use the ad lib that Beyonce' did at the end of Bootylicious in my solo, I was called the devil.





When I told my mother I was going to see Milli Vanilli on their Out of Synch Tour, I was called the devil and when my dad walked in on me dry humping my Sade poster, she was called the devil.





And recently, the devil has been doing all sorts of twists, twirls and turns on the lips of everyone who knows how to type http://www.youtube.com/ into their web bar. Some pretty intelligent people have used and are using youtube to expose the devil imagery that exists in the demonic videos of stars like Beyonce' and the like. These intelligent people have seen the light and have seen these devil worshipping stars for what they really are, part of a secret devil worshipping society that uses their music to glorify Satan himself (clutches pearls)





These devil worshippers thought that nobody would clock their tea, they thought they could lace our drinks with laxatives and think we wouldnt shit, they thought they could give us quasedillas when we clearly asked for lasagne (how u durin Qaadir?). They thought NOBODY would find out about their secret.



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Secret.


Secret.


Secret.


Well homie thats a- that's a funny word- what did you say? secret? Did you say secret society nigger?


Just a thought- if this society is so secret how do you know about it?





I mean- if this society is bumping vaginas with the devil I'm sure their asses can keep a secret?


If this society is knocking boots with evil you don't think they'd be a little more subtle.?


Isn't it strange how only urban artists are being accused of being part of this society?








All burning questions, so I'm going to clock this tea and for those of you who take your tea sweet, sugary and creamy you can take your asses over to MediaTakeOut, we don't hold our tongues here.





The reason it is Beyonce' and not RHCP being accused of being devil worshippers is because the people who accuse Beyonce' of giving her spice rack up to Lucifer don't know who the RHCP's are. You see- it's difficult to accuse someone of something if you know very little about that person but very easy to accuse someone of something when you have ample reference points.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWmiec1031o





The reason you never hear Alicia "Cum Guzzling Husband Snatching Dick Riding Nut Sucking Piano Playing Acne Ridden" Keys being called a she-devil is because her music videos have very few concepts which leaves little room for re-intepretation.





Alicia walks to Piano. Alicia plays Piano. Alicia Sings Into Mic. Alicia Nods. Alicia Gets Up. Alicia Leaves.








But when you're Rihanna and your ass really wants to impress your fans with your videos (say what you want about Ms.Fenty- but her videos aint never lied) you are going to provide a series of big concepts, imagery and cultural referencing which people can easily interpret to fit their own mind set.
What has happened is that artists of today have become so lazy that fans are suprised when an artist actually puts effort and time into concepts people think there's always another motive.
"Lady Gaga just a fake ass attention seeker."
"Rihanna just has big budget videos cos if she didnt we'd be forced to pay attention to her voice"- (this is actually true.)
"Fuck a Sasha Fierce- Beyonce' is possessed by none other than the demon Beyeezecreole"

And when you a rapper and you reference something that ig'nant people have never heard of before, the same shit may occur.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Margiela

"Uh Uh ain't nobody fresher
I'm in Maison- uh Martin Margiela"

Maybe if Mr.Camel had said "Im in Baby Phat- but Rocawear is better" perhaps you would have understood. Mr. Camel being the crazy old fox he is decided to say the word "Maison" because he knew how wet you'd get up in the pup.

Gandreanataquaelonah: he said Mason! As in Free Mason! I told y'all!
Gynaceoloistivagistana-(isha): Gurr- thats the last time I listen to his ass again- from now I'm sticking to Michael Jackson- he ain't never did nuthin wrong.

Maison means house in French, I'm sure Celestine taught Jigga that word.
Maison is spelt M.A.I.S.O.N.
I don't blame you for being ignorant- you were too busy analyzing the suspicious circumstances surrounding Beyonce's lacefront wig to pay attention in class.

You see, if these people were in the business of working the devil to manipulate our minds you don't think they'd find a better way of doing it. You don't think they'd find a way of doing it without us noticing. It's strange that when people accuse a certain deceased pervert of being paedophile everyone wants to catch feelings EVEN THOUGH he was accused twice and he admitted that "there's nothing wrong with sleeping with boys" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h1euQKJsr4 but when people decide one day that a few black artists who are actually achieving shit all take vacations in the underworld everyone believes it without questioning it.

Maybe it's the black communities seemingly suicidal contempt for anything black and succesful which is the cause for this bullshit, after all I haven't heard anybody accusing Keri Hilson or Ciara of that shit.
I am sure that devil worshipping within the music industry does exist as it does all around the world but just because you don't like an artist doesn't mean they're riding on Lucifer's dick.

For those of you who now think that I am a devil worshipper and have been paid (in 100 dollar bills) by someone to post this post as a way to make the rumours look like a big ole piece of monkeydoodle foolishness, then please feel free to hitch up your tetas and drop me an email.

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